1.「我領養了社區的流浪貓,結果我鄰居的貓讓牠懷孕了。醒來發現這個。」
![%e9%84%b0%e5%b1%85](http://teepr.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/11/5a0e8be4ef1ff.jpg)
「兒童撫養費」
2.「這是卡特,他敲我門問說能不能給他根香蕉,然後就離開了。」
![%e9%84%b0%e5%b1%85](http://teepr.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/11/5a0e8be53aa3e.jpg)
3.「我們的消防局在警局隔壁。惡作劇當然不能少。」
![%e9%84%b0%e5%b1%85](http://teepr.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/11/5a0e8be565980.jpg)
「免費甜甜圈」(因為美國警察超愛吃甜甜圈,基本上被取笑是胖子了)
4.「上面:我的公寓陽台 (2男)。下面:鄰居公寓陽台 (2女)。」
![%e9%84%b0%e5%b1%85](http://teepr.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/11/5a0e8be5c7c93.jpg)
5.「請別亂丟菸蒂。我的貓會在半夜偷溜出來吸你丟的菸,我們正試著讓他戒掉。」
![%e9%84%b0%e5%b1%85](http://teepr.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/11/5a0e8be67beed.jpg)
6.「現在是凌晨3點,我鄰居正在跟一群西瓜開會。」
![%e9%84%b0%e5%b1%85](http://teepr.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/11/5a0e8be704af1.jpg)
7.「這東西昨天從我鄰居窗戶穿出來」
![This Was Coming Out Of My Neighbors Window Yesterday %e9%84%b0%e5%b1%85](http://teepr.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/11/5a0e8be8545c8.jpg)
保險套買太大了吧?
8.「Google地圖等級的鄰居口水戰。」
![Google Maps Level Neighbor Feud %e9%84%b0%e5%b1%85](http://teepr.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/11/5a0e8be972bfb.jpg)
「混蛋」
9.「今天過得很糟。結果一從窗戶看鄰居院子發現…」
![Was Having A Super Bad Day. Then I Looked In My Neighbors Yard %e9%84%b0%e5%b1%85](http://teepr.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/11/5a0e8bea658a7.jpg)
10.「鄰居在遛鸚鵡。」
![%e9%84%b0%e5%b1%85](http://teepr.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/11/5a0e8bea97745.jpg)
11.「有隻垃圾熊貓在鄰居的簷槽納涼。」
![My Sister Sent Me This Pic Of A Trash Panda Hanging Out In Her Neighbor's Gutter %e9%84%b0%e5%b1%85](http://teepr.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/11/5a0e8beba2830.jpg)
12.「鄰居的郵筒是微波爐。」
![%e9%84%b0%e5%b1%85](http://teepr.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/11/5a0e8bec1f1b4.jpg)
13.「新鄰居的前院。」
![So My Friend Found This In Her New Neighbor's Front Yard %e9%84%b0%e5%b1%85](http://teepr.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/11/5a0e8bed24829.jpg)
14.「給不停抽大麻/放在通風口的人:請別再抽/別再拿出來了!我很不喜歡我房間聞起來跟你的一樣。謝謝 :)」
![%e9%84%b0%e5%b1%85](http://teepr.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/11/5a0e8bed68c8c.jpg)
「你壓力太大了 :)」(附上大麻一支)
15.「鄰居說他們正在拍一部『電影』。跟我想的不一樣」
![%e9%84%b0%e5%b1%85](http://teepr.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/11/5a0e8bedd0137.jpg)
車身印有世界最大A.片網站P*rnhub的logo。
16.「我試著比手畫腳建議不會講英文的93歲鄰居弄一個稻草人。隔天他放了這個。」
![%e9%84%b0%e5%b1%85](http://teepr.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/11/5a0e8bee40873.jpg)
17. 鄰居wifi帳號:「我們看得到你洗澡」另一鄰居wifi帳號:「我們喜歡被你們看」
![So My Neighbors Have Been Communicating %e9%84%b0%e5%b1%85](http://teepr.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/11/5a0e8bef26f1d.jpg)
18.「我的混蛋鄰居窗戶旁放這個嚇路人。」
![My Arsehole Of A Neighbour Leaves This In His Window To Scare Passers-By %e9%84%b0%e5%b1%85](http://teepr.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/11/5a0e8bf021983.jpg)
19.「如何阻止鄰居的球朝你家飛來」
![How To Stop Your Neighbours From Hitting Their Balls Against Your Wall %e9%84%b0%e5%b1%85](http://teepr.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/11/5a0e8bf13471a.jpg)
20.「我家院子總是會出現鄰居小孩亂丟的東西。今天早上出現這個…」
![%e9%84%b0%e5%b1%85](http://teepr.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/11/5a0e8bf1a076d.jpg)
21.「我鄰居總是讓我備感歡迎」
![%e9%84%b0%e5%b1%85](http://teepr.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/11/5a0e8bf2070dd.jpg)
「靠!怎麼又是你」
22.「鄰居的羊駝正在騎他們的新雄鹿雕像」
![Nana Sent Me A Picture Of Her Neighbour's Alpaca Humping Their New Stag Sculpture %e9%84%b0%e5%b1%85](http://teepr.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/11/5a0e8bf2e3827.jpg)
23.「我鄰居家的防盜系統」
![%e9%84%b0%e5%b1%85](http://teepr.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/11/5a0e8bf3744b9.jpg)
24.「看到鄰居的狗狗這樣坐」
![%e9%84%b0%e5%b1%85](http://teepr.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/11/5a0e8bf402cec.jpg)
25.「我沒在鎖門所以進來前請敲門不然你會看到我雞雞!」
![%e9%84%b0%e5%b1%85](http://teepr.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/11/5a0e8bf4b09d0.jpg)
我的基佬鄰居實況:
參考資料:Bored Panda
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