1.「我领养了社区的流浪猫,结果我邻居的猫让牠怀孕了。醒来发现这个。」
![%e9%84%b0%e5%b1%85](http://teepr.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/11/5a0e8be4ef1ff.jpg)
「儿童抚养费」
2.「这是卡特,他敲我门问说能不能给他根香蕉,然后就离开了。」
![%e9%84%b0%e5%b1%85](http://teepr.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/11/5a0e8be53aa3e.jpg)
3.「我们的消防局在警局隔壁。恶作剧当然不能少。」
![%e9%84%b0%e5%b1%85](http://teepr.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/11/5a0e8be565980.jpg)
「免费甜甜圈」(因为美国警察超爱吃甜甜圈,基本上被取笑是胖子了)
4.「上面:我的公寓阳台 (2男)。下面:邻居公寓阳台 (2女)。」
![%e9%84%b0%e5%b1%85](http://teepr.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/11/5a0e8be5c7c93.jpg)
5.「请别乱丢菸蒂。我的猫会在半夜偷溜出来吸你丢的菸,我们正试着让他戒掉。」
![%e9%84%b0%e5%b1%85](http://teepr.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/11/5a0e8be67beed.jpg)
6.「现在是凌晨3点,我邻居正在跟一群西瓜开会。」
![%e9%84%b0%e5%b1%85](http://teepr.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/11/5a0e8be704af1.jpg)
7.「这东西昨天从我邻居窗户穿出来」
![This Was Coming Out Of My Neighbors Window Yesterday %e9%84%b0%e5%b1%85](http://teepr.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/11/5a0e8be8545c8.jpg)
保险套买太大了吧?
8.「Google地图等级的邻居口水战。」
![Google Maps Level Neighbor Feud %e9%84%b0%e5%b1%85](http://teepr.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/11/5a0e8be972bfb.jpg)
「混蛋」
9.「今天过得很糟。结果一从窗户看邻居院子发现…」
![Was Having A Super Bad Day. Then I Looked In My Neighbors Yard %e9%84%b0%e5%b1%85](http://teepr.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/11/5a0e8bea658a7.jpg)
10.「邻居在遛鹦鹉。」
![%e9%84%b0%e5%b1%85](http://teepr.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/11/5a0e8bea97745.jpg)
11.「有只垃圾熊猫在邻居的簷槽纳凉。」
![My Sister Sent Me This Pic Of A Trash Panda Hanging Out In Her Neighbor's Gutter %e9%84%b0%e5%b1%85](http://teepr.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/11/5a0e8beba2830.jpg)
12.「邻居的邮筒是微波炉。」
![%e9%84%b0%e5%b1%85](http://teepr.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/11/5a0e8bec1f1b4.jpg)
13.「新邻居的前院。」
![So My Friend Found This In Her New Neighbor's Front Yard %e9%84%b0%e5%b1%85](http://teepr.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/11/5a0e8bed24829.jpg)
14.「给不停抽大麻/放在通风口的人:请别再抽/别再拿出来了!我很不喜欢我房间闻起来跟你的一样。谢谢 :)」
![%e9%84%b0%e5%b1%85](http://teepr.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/11/5a0e8bed68c8c.jpg)
「你压力太大了 :)」(附上大麻一支)
15.「邻居说他们正在拍一部『电影』。跟我想的不一样」
![%e9%84%b0%e5%b1%85](http://teepr.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/11/5a0e8bedd0137.jpg)
车身印有世界最大A.片网站P*rnhub的logo。
16.「我试着比手画脚建议不会讲英文的93岁邻居弄一个稻草人。隔天他放了这个。」
![%e9%84%b0%e5%b1%85](http://teepr.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/11/5a0e8bee40873.jpg)
17. 邻居wifi帐号:「我们看得到你洗澡」另一邻居wifi帐号:「我们喜欢被你们看」
![So My Neighbors Have Been Communicating %e9%84%b0%e5%b1%85](http://teepr.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/11/5a0e8bef26f1d.jpg)
18.「我的混蛋邻居窗户旁放这个吓路人。」
![My Arsehole Of A Neighbour Leaves This In His Window To Scare Passers-By %e9%84%b0%e5%b1%85](http://teepr.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/11/5a0e8bf021983.jpg)
19.「如何阻止邻居的球朝你家飞来」
![How To Stop Your Neighbours From Hitting Their Balls Against Your Wall %e9%84%b0%e5%b1%85](http://teepr.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/11/5a0e8bf13471a.jpg)
20.「我家院子总是会出现邻居小孩乱丢的东西。今天早上出现这个…」
![%e9%84%b0%e5%b1%85](http://teepr.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/11/5a0e8bf1a076d.jpg)
21.「我邻居总是让我备感欢迎」
![%e9%84%b0%e5%b1%85](http://teepr.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/11/5a0e8bf2070dd.jpg)
「靠!怎么又是你」
22.「邻居的羊驼正在骑他们的新雄鹿雕像」
![Nana Sent Me A Picture Of Her Neighbour's Alpaca Humping Their New Stag Sculpture %e9%84%b0%e5%b1%85](http://teepr.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/11/5a0e8bf2e3827.jpg)
23.「我邻居家的防盗系统」
![%e9%84%b0%e5%b1%85](http://teepr.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/11/5a0e8bf3744b9.jpg)
24.「看到邻居的狗狗这样坐」
![%e9%84%b0%e5%b1%85](http://teepr.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/11/5a0e8bf402cec.jpg)
25.「我没在锁门所以进来前请敲门不然你会看到我鸡鸡!」
![%e9%84%b0%e5%b1%85](http://teepr.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/11/5a0e8bf4b09d0.jpg)
我的基佬邻居实况:
参考资料:Bored Panda
(往下還有更多精彩文章!)