1. 史上最屌的出席纪录表!
![The high school teacher who found the easiest way to take attendance.](http://teepr.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/09/57e0e79dc29cf.jpg)
2. 开学第一天:「亲爱的学生们,我知道你们上课都在传讯息。拜托,没有人会低头盯着自己的下体微笑好吗。」
![And this teacher who knows exactly what his students are doing.](http://teepr.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/09/57e0e79e2308c.jpg)
3. 回家作业:「明天成功来上课!」
![This teacher who gave their students some really achievable homework.](http://teepr.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/09/57e0e79ea1c29.jpg)
4.「教授说成功解开他的方程式的人就可以加分,这就是我解开的结果!」
![And this professor.](http://teepr.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/09/57e0e79ef2a3b.jpg)
老师也太逗趣!
5. 老师:「这一份期末礼物代表感谢以及祝福,我送你一张白纸,希望你可以在上面不被任何线条束缚地表达自己的想法。我送你一盒黏土,当你无法在纸上表达出想法时,别忘了可以用反常方式对抗平凡。我送你一枝笔,希望你可以带着自信大胆地去世界闯一闯,留下属于你的名号。我送你一块橡皮擦,因为我们都会犯错,别忘了鼓起勇气承认自己的错误。」
![撷取3](http://www.teepr.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/09/撷取3-11.jpg)
6.「把你还没准备好的借口丢进这里!」
![撷取4](http://www.teepr.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/09/撷取4-7.jpg)
7. 教室公告:「请勿在课堂上玩Pokemon Go!处罚一:我会抢走你的手机,把你的宝贝球用光!处罚二:用光你的宝贝球后,我会用尽你的薰香和一颗蛋。处罚三:我会把你最高等级和最稀有的宝可梦删掉!如果我都抓不到了,你们也抓不到啊!」
![The teacher who has the harshest punishment for playing Pokémon Go in class.](http://teepr.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/09/57e0e79f33d4e.jpg)
8. 老师:「可以找到Appraise(评价)这个字很厉害唷!莱恩的爸爸!」
![And this teacher who saw right through Ryan's dad.](http://teepr.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/09/57e0f92fa95a1.jpg)
被抓包了……
9. 老师出的小考题目:「我们的上课时间是,A:星期二,B:星期一,C:星期四,D:星期三。」
![The teacher who set this quiz, just to make sure their students were paying attention.](http://teepr.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/09/57e0f930308c3.jpg)
一定有人会写错(笑)
10.「愿原力与你同在!」(其实老师要说的是「May the force be with you」,但改成Fourth-7/4美国独立日,Fourth和Force同音)
![撷取5](http://www.teepr.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/09/撷取5-6.jpg)
老师也太可爱了!星际大战迷!
11. 果然是科学老师……「科学圣诞树」!
![The science teacher who made this outrageous pun.](http://teepr.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/09/57e0f930889d4.jpg)
Chemistry是科学,而老师把后面的「try」变成「tree」(树)
12. 音乐老师:「欲弹钢琴请先获得许可,除非你是莫札特,但我知道你不是,因为……」
![The music teacher who made this important sign.](http://teepr.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/09/57e0f930c7431.jpg)
字越变越小让学生一定要停下来仔细看,超天才!
13. 化学老师发的作业簿:
![The chemist who made this the cover for their students' workbooks.](http://teepr.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/09/57e0f93100e57.jpg)
「S.Ar.Ca.Sm(sarcasm,讽刺)对人类来说很重要。」、「保持冷静、爱有机化学。」
来源:BuzzFeed
这些老师真的太可爱了,把他们分享给朋友吧!
(往下還有更多精彩文章!)