1. 朕就是要发出元气弹!
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4. 那你以为咧?
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5. 「我结婚当天要我存下当天的报纸…」
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报纸上写:「悲惨的错误」
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7. 「别在这笨,这不是笨区」
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8. 该怎么做:「3分、5分、等等…、你在做什么?、已经搞砸了」
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9.
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10. 「就只要加速一点就好了」、「你可以做到的」
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13. 「杀了我吧」
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16. 最完美的早餐。
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19. 「这是我叔叔给我毕业礼金的方法:面粉、干掉的草、还有假枪」
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20. 「当你女友跟你说:『去啊,去跟你的朋友整夜狂欢啊…』」
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21. 「当有陌生人来我家猫咪跑到床底下就很Ok,当我这么做的时候别人却说我自闭…」
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来源:eBaumsWorld
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