有时候,伴侣之间,比较粗线条的老公真的成事不足 (下一句省略)…就让我们来好好欣赏他们的种种事蹟,有多么想让人想好好修理他们一顿吧!
1. 亲爱的,我说帮孩子买「第一天上学的必备用品」,有那么困难吗?
![The husband who has no idea what goes on at daycare.](http://teepr.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/04/lifebuzz-96e1d5b1773f7eb583e907076285c6e8-limit_2000.jpg)
袜子是很重要,但其他东西呢?你根本是自己喜欢忍者龟吧!
2. 亲爱的,我说的是买「6颗马铃薯」吧?
![He can’t be trusted to pick out potatoes.](http://teepr.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/04/lifebuzz-2a829ea58091b71271f86317805f3074-limit_2000.jpg)
可恶…你买的是6颗没有错啦!
3. 亲爱的,我请你买的覆盆子和蓝莓,这个是…?
![He doesn’t know what fruit this is.](http://teepr.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/04/lifebuzz-2fad7696df45f4c77b6484cff16a828d-limit_2000.jpg)
蓝莓呢?蓝莓呢?
4. 亲爱的,我是说「把义大利面面条放到炉子上」,这也算是有听进去了啦…
![The husband who follows directions a bit too literally…](http://teepr.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/04/lifebuzz-79f6eb32a9a335abb11b833fb4da0d5d-limit_2000.jpg)
5. 你这卡片…挺应急的嘛…
![The husband who couldn’t find the right card but did the best he could.](http://teepr.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/04/lifebuzz-49fad173dd71646c0a0a39ff5e14b38e-limit_2000.jpg)
把原本生日快乐 (Happy Birthday) 的「day」盖掉,就变成生产快乐 (Happy Birth)。
6. 亲爱的,我请你带午餐给我,但…
![The husband that just does not have a clue.](http://teepr.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/04/lifebuzz-f5707fbe6c7d6862491df57265d02b35-limit_2000.jpg)
买猫食给我是安怎?
7. 亲爱的,我是请你搅拌一下没错,但世界上有一种东西叫「汤匙」…
![The husband who was asked to stir a drink.](http://teepr.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/04/lifebuzz-ad27695e7f4532766de416841fc2ee5b-limit_2000.jpg)
8. 亲爱的,你把卡其裤、牛仔裤还有所有的裤子,都烫出了80年代最风行的褶痕呢…
![The husband who went overboard with ironing.](http://teepr.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/04/lifebuzz-c252c90f3fadc2417f2455751832e462-limit_2000.jpg)
9. 传说中,男人永远都不会好好帮另一半拍照…
![The husband who didn’t understand he was asked to do.](http://teepr.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/04/lifebuzz-96becb2647a294e45f1ded341592f6e0-limit_2000.jpg)
10. 另一则传说,男人真的不懂配色、布置这类的事情 (狗狗表示无言)
![The husband who will never be asked to decorate again.](http://teepr.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/04/lifebuzz-026c002e7bcf742504f238768f958410-limit_2000.jpg)
把灯饰排成「dog」(狗) 加上箭头向下。
11. 哈囉,我是叫你挂镜子没错,但你知道你老婆其实没有那么高吗?
![The tall husband who didn’t think about his 5’1″ wife when he hung this mirror.](http://teepr.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/04/lifebuzz-36f0509e25a768ec0603f14846793cb8-limit_2000.jpg)
12. 当另一半可爱到断线的程度,买一瓶水都会…
![The husband who can’t resist packaging for children.](http://teepr.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/04/lifebuzz-cf4c65d2e045d93ff27bbaede4c0a9e3-limit_2000.jpg)
谢谢…
13. 那个…我是叫你去买一些生活必备用品,显然我们的定义不太一样啊!(谁准你买什么电玩啊!)
![The husband who thinks video games are household essentials.](http://teepr.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/04/lifebuzz-0d9862edfc90367ca1cff5d654d050ab-limit_2000.jpg)
14. 亲爱的,我只是叫你「再等5分钟」。虽然最后我可能真的超过5分钟,但出来时看到这样的画面…未免也…
![The husband who lost all of his patience.](http://teepr.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/04/lifebuzz-6d83a9ab49c14be30ebee2039de89254-limit_2000.jpg)
15. 亲爱的,你以为所有人都长得跟你一样高吗?
![The husband who thinks everyone is tall. (probably friends with the guy from #12)](http://teepr.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/04/lifebuzz-09e56e0f94434d7db471ff1e619e8870-limit_2000.jpg)
16. 零食是被老公吃完了没错,但结婚戒指留给妳的意思吗?人生处处有惊喜?
![The husband who can’t keep his hands out of the cereal.](http://teepr.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/04/lifebuzz-75ee6a51e0c16374fbab8f030553a69b-limit_2000.jpg)
是吃得太急了吗?连结婚戒指都掉了…
17. 老公心中OS的拟人化纸条:「我并非天生就该被折好啊 :(」
![The husband who gave up trying to fold the fitted sheet.](http://teepr.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/04/lifebuzz-123f707450737266c1e6fc1d4de47a33-limit_2000.jpg)
来源:LifeBuzz
你的另一半有没有这么调皮呢?如果他也是这么有趣又可爱的家伙的话,跟他分享这篇文章吧!如果他精明的很,也可以和他分享这些生活上的好笑小情趣吧!
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