中國的淘寶網因為價格低廉又方便購買,因此不僅止中國網友、就連其他國家的人們都會在淘寶網消費。
然而淘寶網上的商品也是千奇百怪,許多超乎人們想像的東西,居然都會被放在上頭販售…真的會讓人看了不禁心想:「這種鬼東西真的會有人買嗎?」
1. 照片和實品差很多的性感禮服…
![螢幕快照 2015-03-18 下午12.34.24](http://www.teepr.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/螢幕快照-2015-03-18-下午12.34.24.jpg)
詳情請看:連結。
2. 貝克漢充氣娃娃…?
![Buy a Bickham: The David Bickham doll is a bargain at just £52.10 - although it is shorter than the real thing](http://teepr.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/26B0B0C900000578-2996756-image-a-43_1426515181963.jpg)
![Bargain: The seller says the best points are the rotating arms and the sex doll's realistic eyelashes](http://teepr.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/26B0B0C100000578-2996756-image-a-44_1426515206214.jpg)
這東西真的會有人買嗎…?不知道貝克漢本人看到這個東西會這麼想。
3. 應付家人用的出租男、女朋友。(2500元台幣)
![Partner: The fake boyfriend pictured below says he has a 'distinct look and a warm personality'](http://teepr.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/26B0B15500000578-2996756-image-a-66_1426515604480.jpg)
這樣的服務真的會吸引消費者掏錢嗎…?
4. 或是讓你假裝自己有女友的”虛擬女友”… (100元台幣)
![Contact: This WeChat girlfriend will text you up to 15 times a day - but nothing rude](http://teepr.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/26B0B16100000578-2996756-image-a-81_1426518322818.jpg)
我其實了解…心有戚戚啊!
5. 手工編織的面具。
![Terrifying: This £15 mask is one of the hand-made items on sale - but it is unclear who the buyer would be](http://teepr.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/26B0B10D00000578-2996756-image-a-63_1426515577079.jpg)
我真的很好奇,到底是什麼場合會用到這玩意兒呢?拜託快點跟我講!
6. 讓寵物看起來很像人的爆笑衣服。
![Dress up: There are plenty of outfits to dress a cat in, including this Santa suit - with arms](http://teepr.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/26B0B14500000578-2996756-image-a-49_1426515264554.jpg)
![Unamused: One purchaser complained their cat refused to wear the Father Christmas costume](http://teepr.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/26B0B14100000578-2996756-image-a-50_1426515270009.jpg)
這真的會讓人滿想買的,因為真的很可愛!
7. 還可以在7天內退貨的寵物狐狸…? (14500元台幣)
![Trade: Animals can be bought on Taabao, like this fox - which costs £313](http://teepr.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/26B0B10500000578-2996756-image-a-83_1426521179666.jpg)
![Postage and packaging: It is unclear exactly how a person is expected to receive their fox in the post](http://teepr.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/26B0B0FD00000578-2996756-image-a-84_1426521179824.jpg)
想養就給我好好養!沒在那邊退貨的!(掌嘴)
8. 庫存有54件的藍色大蜘蛛。(1500元台幣)
![Scary: Apparently these spiders are popular with Europeans 'who believe Royals blood is blue'](http://teepr.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/26B0B14D00000578-2996756-image-a-82_1426521102490.jpg)
到底是去哪找到這麼多隻藍色蜘蛛的?
9. 教你如何在30天內學會靈魂出竅。
![螢幕快照 2015-03-18 下午12.40.59](http://www.teepr.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/螢幕快照-2015-03-18-下午12.40.59.jpg)
這是值得學習的才藝嗎?
10. 一瓶裝在瓶子裡的屁。(500元台幣)
![Customised: This jar contains a custom made fart, but has to be consumed within 72 hours of opening](http://teepr.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/26B0B12100000578-2996756-image-a-68_1426515619418.jpg)
看見這個東西我真的無話可說,只能祝你生意興隆了…
11. 鼻子造型的洗手乳容器。
![Famous snout: This nose is modelled on Jackie Chan's, and dispenses hand sanitiser - although the green colour may be optional](http://teepr.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/26B0B12D00000578-2996756-image-a-96_1426521792516.jpg)
據說這個鼻子的形狀是依成龍的鼻子形狀所製成的!
12. 母乳手工皂。(70元台幣)
![Disgusting: These innocent-looking Hello Kitty soaps are actually made from breast milk](http://teepr.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/26B0B0D300000578-2996756-image-a-58_1426515397472.jpg)
這看起來也太奢侈了吧!
13. 兒童用的隨身尿尿杯…
![Wee cups: Little ones caught short can use these special pots to pee into, available for boys and girls](http://teepr.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/26B0B17100000578-2996756-image-a-53_1426515328231.jpg)
不只是商品的廣告標語,就連商品本身我都搞不清楚是怎麼一回事…
14. 孩童專用的卡通造型小便斗。
![Gaping: Urinals for the youngest members of the family are also on sale on Taobao](http://teepr.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/26B0B12500000578-2996756-image-a-54_1426515347466.jpg)
真的有人會買這個嗎!?
15. 使用後會讓屁屁聞起來像桃子一樣的屁屁神膏…
![Beautiful: The product promises to leave your bottom smelling of peaches, selling for just £27.70](http://teepr.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/26B0B13D00000578-2996756-image-a-51_1426515290991.jpg)
真的會有人需要讓自己的屁屁聞起來像桃子一樣嗎?(還有小S那是妳嗎?)
16. 超巨大的草帽。
![Huge: Exactly why one designer decided a giant hat was what the world needed remains unclear](http://teepr.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/26B0B11D00000578-2996756-image-a-52_1426515302642.jpg)
先別管回頭率了,你的脖子還好嗎?
17. 賣家表示,這是”維多麗亞秘密”裡頭的內衣模特兒走秀時用過的翅膀…
![Angelic: The wings are said to be based on the ones worn by Victoria's Secret models](http://teepr.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/26B0B18D00000578-2996756-image-a-59_1426515403050.jpg)
![](http://teepr.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/ss-101111-victorias-secret-03.grid-9x2.jpg)
嗯…我不信。
18. 低頭族專用的特殊手套。
![Toasty: This item is designed to keep your hands warm while you text or play games on your mobile](http://teepr.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/26B0B10900000578-2996756-image-a-60_1426515433127.jpg)
讓你在滑手機或玩電玩遊戲時能夠同時讓雙手保持溫暖…這好像還不賴?
來源:Daily Mail
這些東西也太詭異了吧…?有人真的在淘寶上購買過上述的這些商品嗎?
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