23隻努力在職場上打滾的辛勞寵物,讓他們的可愛帶你的事業到下個高峰吧!

1. “身為一位專業的汽車維修員,隨身攜帶扳手也是合情合理的,喵嗚。” Reddit|mlong14   2. 什麼?你的職稱是CD嗎小貓咪? Reddit|joecooool418   “喵嗚我是屬於很柔軟的那一區。” 廣告1   3. 小貓咪年紀輕輕就能勝任酒促的工作! Imgur|rad

May 31, 2015
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1. “身為一位專業的汽車維修員,隨身攜帶扳手也是合情合理的,喵嗚。”

"A monkey wrench? Yeah, I don't know what that is. I hate monkeys!"
Reddit|mlong14

 

2. 什麼?你的職稱是CD嗎小貓咪?

"Alternative jazz is over there somewhere, I don't know. I have faith that you'll find it eventually."
Reddit|joecooool418
 
“喵嗚我是屬於很柔軟的那一區。”
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3. 小貓咪年紀輕輕就能勝任酒促的工作!

"I don't know how any part of this brewery works but I bet I'm the cutest guide you've seen today."
Imgur|rado29

 

4. 老闆我要這瓶可樂,老闆…?

"I'm honestly not sure what you're asking me about but why don't you go ahead and try aisle five?"
Reddit|HoochyPoo
 
喂!你居然睡翻了!
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5. 專業除鼠大師!

"I'm just gonna hang out here until they stop using words like 'synergy'..."
Reddit|crazycatlady93
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6. “喵,雖然我不知道纜線要怎麼修,但是我知道要怎麼安撫顧客的情緒!”

He doesn't know much about network connectivity but he sure will ease the customers' frustrations with cuteness.
Reddit|Mardrayn

 

7. “都怪我不好好唸書,長大才會當滑鼠…”

"Turns out I lied about Photoshop on my résumé..."
Reddit|bgibs4
 
什麼?

 

8. 待業中的小貓咪…

"What reams? Oh, the reams from this box? Yeah, I threw those out because I needed this box...for naps."
Reddit|uwila
 
長得這麼可愛在車站應該會賺到不少零錢吧?

 

9. 軍人小喵喵!

"Wait...we have to get up HOW early to get out on the lake?"
Reddit|SeniorHippopotamus
 
身上這些小裝備也太可愛了吧?!

 

10. “呃不好意思我想請問一下人資部的主管在嗎?我要面試,嗷嗚。”

"I'd check you out but I'm still working on being able to see over the counter."
Reddit|hessica

 

11. 搞什麼…為什麼狗狗戴上眼鏡的模樣看起來比我還聰明?

"Yes, we are an accounting firm. Yes, I do work here. No, I can't help you with your budget."
Reddit|SlimeEyes
 
“嗷嗚,你這個病沒救了。”

 

12. “喵,這是你電話訂的花!”

"I know that this isn't the right address, but I smelled meatloaf. You want these flowers? $20 plus tip, please. Also meatloaf."
Instagram|kot_totosha
 
我願意把整個錢包都當作小費給你。

 

13. 狗狗也成為動畫特技演員!

"Shouldn't have carbo-loaded quite so intensely the night before I started stunt work..."
Reddit|AlexArkham
 
這真的太酷了!

 

14. “拜託你可以幫我灌一下Photoshop嗎~?”

"Can you <em>please</em> go over Salesforce with me one more time?"
Reddit|crownoforion

 

15. “呃…哈囉,我是信箱。”

"You mean...you didn't want this doggie-level peephole in your fence? My bad."
Reddit|Clairebear16
 
等等,這不對吧?
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16. “歡迎光臨得來速!您的餐點總共是149元!但因為外面實在太冷了所以我不想開窗戶,你自己走進來拿餐點吧!”

"I'd open the window and give you your burger, but it's kinda chilly out there. I hate the cold! Also, I ate your burger."
Reddit|TheNakedCouch

 

17. “喵嗚,那你先來一段自我介紹吧,關於你的背景和為什麼想來我們公司。”

Listen...you guys can get as dressed up as you want, but it doesn't mean you can sit in the break room all day.
Reddit|JosephArno22
 
等等,貓咪一副企業主管的模樣是怎麼回事啦!

 

18. 看到這張照片,我只想在下面留下…”面試加油!”。

You look good both ways, Todd, but if you debate <em>tie or no tie</em> any longer, you're going to be an hour late for your first day.
Reddit|oliviajewel

 

19. “好累啊一直加班…我先睡一下。”

...I guess I'm not getting any info about lawn mowers from this employee.
Reddit|Mmilliond
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20. “喵嗚,我是隨身小秘書。”

"The catnip aisle? Nope, that's all mine. No one allowed down there."
Reddit|jnthnrgrs
 
“需要筆嗎?等等這有點重…哎啊摔斷了!可以原諒我嗎喵嗚?”

 

21. “交給我準沒錯!我在這行已經待很久了!”

Billy forgot to wear pants to work again, everyone.
Reddit|raerae7

 

22. “任何人都不準跨過這條界線,我是最兇狠、最硬派的警衛!

Henry, everyone can tell you were out late last night. Just go home.
Reddit|gcaseym

 

23. “辛苦工作一整年,終於可以好好放鬆了…”

"Get your own towel. I've got ten more minutes on this side before I can flip over again."
Reddit|invalid_username

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