納森 (Nathan Ripperger) 是一位影片製造商及圖像設計師,他在數年前,開始把他對兒子說的荒謬對話PO到網上,也引起了關注。原因不難看出:這些圖片實在太好笑了!
![Nathan Ripperger, a video producer and graphic designer from Iowa, has been posting these pictures online for years, but they only began to go viral last year.](http://teepr.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/55f8cc3a459e0.jpg)
「把它放下來。蘆筍不是武器。」
「我不要跟你說話…直到你穿上內褲。」
![](http://teepr.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/55f8cc3a78894.jpg)
納森是5個男孩的爸爸…5個啊!
![Ripperger is father to five – FIVE – boys.](http://teepr.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/55f8cc3aa1ffb.jpg)
「這就是為什麼我告訴過你,不能把三明治帶進浴缸。」
「你把糖漿倒在狗狗身上了?」
![](http://teepr.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/55f8cc3ad02fa.jpg)
現在,納森還集結了最荒謬的80張畫,出了一本書呢!
![And now he's made a book with illustrations of 80 of the weirdest things he's ended up saying to them.](http://teepr.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/55f8cc3b0e5b2.jpg)
「不要用錄影機加熱起司三明治。」
「不要用牛奶畫畫了好嗎。」
![](http://teepr.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/55f8cc3b351c9.jpg)
「我們不會在書裡面大便。」
![Last year Ripperger told Today: "When you're a parent, after a while the absurdity just washes over you..."](http://teepr.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/55f8cc3b5fee4.jpg)
納森說:「當父母之後,你就會被這些荒謬的話淹沒,對我來說這是當父母最難的部分:不能讓自己被這些日常瑣事綁住,要單純享受跟孩子們共度的時光。」
「我們不會用鮪魚丟蜘蛛。」
![](http://teepr.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/55f8cc3b8a6ec.jpg)
「寶貝,請你不要再舔吐司機了。」
!["That's the hardest part about parenting for me — to not let yourself be so caught up with your day-to-day business of life and really just enjoy the time with your children."](http://teepr.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/55f8cc3bb365f.jpg)
「不要再吃垃圾桶裡的蛋糕了。」
![](http://teepr.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/55f8cc3be33c0.jpg)
「而且你已經刷牙了!」
「不要用腳趾吃晚餐。」
![If you like his work you can buy it here (or here if you live in America).](http://teepr.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/55f8cc3c19159.jpg)
「為什麼我的咖啡桌上有馬桶座?」
![](http://teepr.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/55f8cc3c51d02.jpg)
來源:Buzzfeed
小孩子真的會做很多讓人哭笑不得的事情耶!像這篇20個小孩的超詭異爆笑夢想也是!突然感覺自己老了…
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