1. 我是要一個漢堡加上冰淇淋,而不是漢堡+冰淇淋…
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2. 再這樣亂做漢堡的話我要報警囉。
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3. “我們最新的捲餅裡頭多了一層紙板,會讓口感更扎實!”
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小姐你在跟我開玩笑嗎?
4. 欸!我的芝麻怎麼只有1顆!?
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5. 這名工讀生不是個大力士的話就是個阿呆。
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6. 謝謝你呢!保存期限直接印在鬆餅上讓我真放心!
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7. 你搞得我好亂啊!
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“百分之百純牛肉!是用全部白肉的雞肉做成的!”
8. 誰來教教這個阿呆怎麼做歐姆蛋?
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9. 瞬間食慾全失…
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10. 我的12吋潛艇堡怎麼會被你切成這樣?
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11. “我料都丟進去了,你自己看著辦吧!”
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你在跟我開玩笑嗎?
12. 叫你們經理出來
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13. 我很喜歡冰淇淋的一圈一圈呀!你就這麼塞進去了…
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14. “抱歉我們的炸雞排都用完了,先用雞塊擋著先!”
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15. 謝謝你讓我徹底瞭解,雞塊的原料真的是雞…
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16. 你好意思跟我說這是蟲咬的?當我瞎了嗎?
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還敢說是有機栽培的象徵!保安!
17. 同學,我覺得我在廚餘桶找到的都會比這個完整。
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18. 只…只有皮!?
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19. 圖片看起來就是一份豐富的點心,結果你給我的像是正在結繭的蠶寶寶。
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20. 我說”要加”洋蔥和酸黃瓜,而不是”只加”洋蔥和酸黃瓜啊!
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我受不了了,我要報警!
21. 說好的雞柳條,就算材料沒了,也不能拿雞排濫竽充數啊!
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22. 我的另外一片麵包跑去哪了?
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23. 原來我問”醬裡面有洋蔥嗎”的時候店員回我”沒問題”是這個意思…
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24. 謝謝你的貼心,這下我真的知道你們做漢堡的時候真的都有戴手套了。
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25. 我知道你們想表達食材的新鮮,但這也太新鮮了吧?
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煮好再端出來啊混蛋!
來源:Distractify
這真的太令人崩潰了…有人也遇過這樣傻眼的情況嗎?和朋友們一起分享吧!
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